March 2011
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Mar 19th
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January 2011
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Jan 28th
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July 2010
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Duuuuude, I'm all outta butt wipes and I got a...
The Reality™ Institute is hosting a Hide-N-Seek in Elysian Park Saturday, June 10th at around 7 pm with DJ Ben my roomate. IMPORTANT: In this blog post, I am not questioning whether or not Ben Nyberg wipes his own butt. When I got home the other day, late at night, I walked up to the front door allllllll ready to get my keys out and unlock the door (which we use to keep burglars out of...
Jul 9th
June 2010
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Ben-addiction →
Jun 21st
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May 2010
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May 27th
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July 2009
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Jul 28th
May 2009
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Pick One: Fart or Friend?
Is living with Ben Nyberg like having a big smelly fart that soaks into everything in the room/apt or like having a good friend around? Well, ever since Ben invented “Pick One”, a website-thing where you pick things, it’s like having a friend that farts all the time, only instead of farts it’s “Hey, Mike, I got a million hits on Pick One!”.  What I’m...
May 28th
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Sound fights
Worst case scenario: you’re living with some hipster newbie who plays hipster newbie bullshit all the time. you try to play your own stuff to try and drown out that hipster shit so he buys an iPhone, downloads an iPhone app that lets him control your iTunes from his frakking phone! that’s what it’s like living with ben. now, if i’m alseep and forget to turn off my...
May 2nd
April 2009
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Living with Ben Nyberg is like living with AIDS
except you don’t have to worry about death or illness.  All you have to worry about is paying bills on time! It’s really great.  We hang out and talk about the internet or whatever. Sometimes we listen to music and drink beer or watch TV shows. It’s just like AIDS except you never have to get sick that bad.  Also, just like with AIDS, you have a terrible stigma attached to you. ...
Apr 30th